The hopeful future first lady runs a company that sells a poison that gets a person high as it does it's work.
In other contexts (like poisons that have less political clout) such substances are banned or refined until they cause less damage and put under prescription.
Cindy McCain's poison is one that has also killed Americans by causing millions of traffic accidents, and fuels deaths by rage.
The specific brand of poison Mrs. McCain peddles has only recently stopped selling caffeinated alcoholic energy drinks that has gotten heat from state officials for being marketed towards minors. (A deal apparently takes the caffeine out of the drinks and stops any marketing towards underage people, which the company assured Americans they didn't do anyway.
Some pundits are even wondering, should her husbands win the election, if she then will step down from the head of a company that sells a product that could also easily have a conflict of interest with the government or if they'll run a saloon from the White House porch.
It's also said that Cindy McCain drives a car with vanity plates showing "Ms. Bud".
Still I guess it's better than stealing drugs that someone might need for pain from a charity.
Oops.